(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
(SIGHS LOUDLY)
Ow!
Oh! Sorry, mama!
What are you doing in the
ocean? That's weird.
Um, nothing.
I was just thinking...
about the one that got away.
I'm thinking about the one
that got away, too.
But it's not a fish.
It's a girl.
(SIGHS)
Terra!
I thought you finally won her
over with that song.
♪ Endless love,
one day you'll see
♪ When I walk,
you'll walk with me, Terra
♪ Together
let the light shine ♪
Nice!
Again!
♪ You can't fade away
♪ The way I feel for you
♪ There ain't no word
that can say
♪ You can't fade away
♪ Can't fade away
♪ You can't fade away
Can't fade away
♪ Fade away
You can't fade away
♪ The way I feel for... ♪
Ugh! I'm sick of that song!
And I'm sick of us!
We're done!
Yeah. That song was
really the only thing
I was bringing
to the relationship.
(GROANS) Now every time
I see a rock,
I think of her!
She used to crush me
with ones just like this!
Get over it, already.
Terra tried to destroy
all of us.
Twice.
Then can you at least
crush me with this boulder?
Sure.
It's like she's still here!
(GROANS)
Thank you!
(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPING)
So, anyway.
Terra, I just wanted to
say I love you,
and that every moment
we're apart is complete agony!
So, uh, call me back
when you get this!
Love you.
I love you. Bye.
You're being pathetic.
Stop calling her.
Shh!
It's ringing!
(RUMBLING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Terra!
What do you want?
Oh, I know what she
wants, Robin.
♪ You can't fade away ♪
-Stop!
-Ow!
Stop it! Now!
You've ruined that
beautiful song!
What I want is for you
to leave me...
(ECHOING)
alone.
(SOBBING)
I've met someone.
-See, she has a boyfriend.
Move on.
-I can't breathe.
-Thanks, Raven.
Oh, I think you might
know him.
(GASPS)
That's a pirate!
No, it's Aqualad.
Yeah, it's me.
Miss me, Raven?
-(STAMMERING)
-What?
Dating my other girl now?
Oh, it's on!
I will chew you up again, bro!
Relax, you little goblin.
That's all in the past.
Ooh! That is so the romantic!
You two have nothing
in common!
Yeah. He's about water,
she's about rocks.
He's a hero.
She's a villain.
He's a boy, she's a girl.
Nothing in common!
When you rejected me,
I was heartbroken.
But seeing you now,
sad, alone and single,
I know I dodged a bullet.
Whoa, okay.
I am not single.
Uh, Beast Boy and I are...
dating.
-Really?
-The really?
-That's cool.
Well, since we're all so
happy and in love,
we should go
on a double date tonight.
A couples' night out?
Then make it a triple date!
Starfire and I
will be there too.
All this romantic tension!
Will we fall in love?
Won't we?
-We will not...
-Nobody knows!
And I'll be the
third wheel, baby!
-(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
-Whoo!
Whoo!
CYBORG: Man, I love
being the third wheel!
Taggin' along, bein' awkward,
getting' in the way
of true romance!
Hey! I am warning you,
third wheel,
do not get between
Star and me!
Phew! Can something
get between your
bad breath and my nostrils?
No wonder he does not get
the smoochie-smoochies
on his mouth hole!
Argh!
Ha!
Pshh.
You were telling me
to get over Terra,
and you still wanna do the
smoochie-smoochies...
with Fish-Face.
(MOCK BARFING)
Well, maybe I made
a mistake dumping him.
Well, I'm glad you did,
though,
'cause I got a date out of it.
It's a fake date. We're just
trying to make them jealous.
Ooh, that's dirty!
I like your style, mama!
Come here!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYING)
(GAGGING)
Mmm.
Candlelight.
Cloth napkins.
Multiple forks.
The setting is so...
Romantic!
Wouldn't you say, Star?
Indeed.
That is why we should sit at
the table with Cyborg.
-(MUSIC SUDDENLY STOPS)
-Hey!
Over here!
I got a booth!
(ACCORDION MUSIC RESUMES)
-Your makeup looks
great today.
-Oh, yeah... thanks.
-You're a beautiful
young lady!
-Wow.
You, um, look...
nice.
BEAST BOY: And I am
enjoying the color of your...
RAVEN: Yes. Uh-huh.
BEAST BOY: Wow!
Look at your feet!
RAVEN: And your hair!
BEAST BOY: They're so cute!
RAVEN: You're so hairy!
-Oh, I love your eyes.
-Thank you.
And your cloak matches
your hair perfectly.
I like you. A lot.
Why, thank you.
BEAST BOY: Maybe we should
hug, or kiss, sometime.
RAVEN: Yeah, go around.
BEAST BOY: Mwah! Rawr! Y'arr.
RAVEN: Ooh. Mwah.
(RAVEN MAKING KISSING NOISES)
(BEAST BOY PURRING)
BEAST BOY:
I'll eat you up. Yum.
RAVEN: Mmm.
RAVEN: I...
more than like being with you.
Oh, so sorry.
It's hard to contain our love.
By the way,
I ordered for the table.
Ooh, I love calamari!
(MUNCHING)
I know what you're doing.
(WHISPERING) And I love it!
So good!
Mr. Belvedere? Is that you?
It is!
You're eating the squid that
raised me as a child!
Before him, no one cared!
How could you, Terra?
(MEOWS)
I'm so sorry!
I didn't mean to hurt you!
I bet he was a good man.
(GROANING)
He would have liked you,
Terra.
Would you look at the time?
It's make-out-o'-clock.
Thanks for dinner.
Wow.
They really love each other.
Yeah. We're gonna
have to work even harder
to break them up.
(SQUISHING)
Oh, my!
Ha, I think I ordered
too much spaghetti.
Uh, I might need
some help, Star.
Ack!
Third wheel!
Whoo!
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)
If you didn't like the song,
you could've just said so.
It wasn't...
Unbelievable!
(DOLPHIN CHIRPING)
I'm not a fish, Aqualad,
and you can't
make me into one!
Terra, wait!
You're beautiful
without gills!
(IMITATING TERRA)
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-RAVEN: That's pretty funny.
Nice day.
Do you have to talk?
(STEAM HISSING)
BOTH:
That's it! It's over!
(AIRPLANE CRASHING)
Enjoy your fish!
Fishface McFish!
At least my fish
don't have hearts of stone!
AQUALAD: Stoneface...
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(ROMANTIC MUSIC)
(MUSIC STOPS)
Woah! Woah!
Woah!
What are you doing?
I was just doing what
you were doing!
What was I doing?
I don't know!
But it was being done
on my face!
Beast Boy!
Don't hurt me!
(ROMANTIC MUSIC RESUMES)
That was kinda nice.
Really?
-(MUSIC STOPS)
-We should've known.
Guys, not a good time.
(RECORD SCRATCHING)
(ROMANTIC MUSIC RESUMES)
-(MUSIC STOPS)
-You've caused us
a lot of pain.
Now, we're gonna
return the favor.
By crushing you with rocks!
Rocks? Why can't
we summon some sharks?
(GROANS LOUDLY)
Look, I know we're going
through a tough time,
but I've hated the Titans
way longer than you have.
-Let me have this!
-Longer than me?
(BOTH YELLING AND ARGUING)
I'm beginning to think
hating them
is all we had in common
in the first place.
How about,
you smash them with rocks,
I'll throw some sharks,
and we agree to see
other people.
(EXHALES LOUDLY)
Whatever.
Not the trash hole again!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(ROMANTIC MUSIC)
So...
What were we talking about?
I don't remember.
-CYBORG: Whoo!
-Cyborg!
-(LOUD DANCE MUSIC)
-What are you doing?
Nothin'!
Just third wheelin'
around town.
You know me.
Ruinin' any chance
for romance!
Sounds like fun!
-(RECORD SCRATCHING)
-(RAVEN GROANING)
-(DANCE MUSIC RESUMES)
-CYBORG: Whoo!
The H.I.V.E.!
This'll only take a minute!
Titans, go!
'Sup, guys?
Kid Flash.
He's so fast!
Ooh, he moves like the
dashing Glorblax.
(EXCLAIMS)
Looks at those blurs, yo!
He's the blurriest!
Mmm.
Love that breeze.
(YELLS)
It's not that amazing.
I mean, it's easy
to be good at only one...
...thing.
I was just passin' through,
thought you guys
might need a hand.
Yeah, we do!
Can you get me a burrito
from Mexico?
Quick. Build me something
that takes a long time.
Or perhaps find my
lost bracelets.
Hey! I wants a penguin!
Immediately!
Whoa, guys!
I can't do all that stuff!
Just kidding!
-Yay!
-(PENGUIN CHIRPING)
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Yeah!
Woot-woot!
(LAUGHING)
Yeah, boy!
Just passing through, huh?
Right.
You got me. I'm actually here
to try out for the Titans.
-How'd I do?
-You're in!
(LAUGHS)
You would be amazing!
You can bunk with me, dude!
So good, so fast.
Yeah, and I say no!
He's a one-trick pony!
(SNORTS)
And there's no place on the
Titans for one-trick ponies!
You're right, Robin.
Speed is my only power.
Hat from Russia!
But it's a pretty cool power!
Anybody can run that fast.
-Uh, you couldn't.
-Yeah.
If I'm a one-trick pony,
then that makes you
a no-trick pony.
I am a multiple-trick pony!
A master of sweet ninja moves!
(YELLS)
A natural born leader.
Titans, follow my
train of thought here.
And after that...
(SCATTING)
A detective.
Hmm.
Mmm?
Hmm.
I possess...
the tightest butt cheeks
of any Titan.
Ooh!
And, I'm a master beat boxer!
(BEATBOXING)
Look, you may be good
at a lot of things,
but you still couldn't
beat me in a race.
I believe I could.
And if I win,
you have to stop running.
Forever!
And if you win,
you get to lead the Titans.
(PENGUIN CHIRPS)
-Well then, let's do it.
-Fine.
Give me one week.
I'm going to need to train.
ROBIN: Yeah! Come on!
You can do it!
You can do anything!
I believe in you!
This is the training?
Yes!
Training so hard now!
I believe! This is the face of
the fastest man alive!
That's not gonna
make you faster.
Oh, yeah?
Check this out.
(EXCLAIMS)
Whoa! I didn't even see
my hand go by.
Shouldn't you actually, like,
be running or something?
Kid Flash has the power
of super speed, bruh.
But, but, but!
I have the ultimate power!
I believe in myself!
Believing in yourself
isn't a power.
Of course it is,
my under-developed underlings.
ROBIN: You see,
by believing in what we want,
we send mind-waves
into outer space,
where it comes true
and is sent back to us.
It's simple science.
Beast Boy! How many burritos
can you eat in one day?
Hmm. My tummy
gets angry at about 20.
Believe in yourself,
and you can triple that!
(SCREAMS)
Raven, if you would just
believe in yourself,
-you could fly!
-I can fly.
Now you're getting it!
Cyborg. You don't think
you can pull off a fedora,
do you?
Of course not!
My head's the wrong shape.
(SOFTLY)
Believe!
Whoa!
Lookin' good, brah!
I believe I am!
Star!
Believe in yourself.
And you too
can achieve your dreams!
Ooh!
(PLAYING SYNTH METAL MUSIC)
Is the believing in oneself
truly a superpower?
If you... believe!
You don't stand a chance,
Kid Flash.
(MUNCHING) Yeah.
You may be fast, but Robin
believes in himself!
Hope you brought an appetite,
'cos you're about to
eat some dust!
(PLAYING SYNTH FLUTE)
On your mark!
May the fastest man win.
I plan to.
Get set!
(WHOOSHING)
(PANTING) Believe, believe!
Believe, believe, believe!
(PANTING)
Believe. What?
I believe I won.
Yeah, but my cape was
slowing me down! Rematch!
Sure.
-Believe!
-(WHOOSHING)
Three out of five!
(START GUN FIRING REPEATEDLY)
Ha! It's a tie!
I won!
Actually, according to the
photo finish, Kid Flash won.
Kid Flash? Won?
Several times.
Don't worry. I still believe.
In our new leader!
(ALL CHEERING)
STARFIRE: You were so great...
RAVEN: I knew you could do it...
-BEAST BOY:
Gosh, you're gonna be...
-I guess I'll, uh...
See you guys around.
(WISTFUL PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
(PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES)
Ah, what's the
point in moving?
I'll just be slower than
Kid Flash anyway.
Hey-ya, handsome, why so down?
If believing in myself
isn't a real power,
then I'm the worst
of all ponies!
I'm a no-trick pony!
What are you talking about?
You're the trickiest pony
out there!
Stop trying to cheer me up.
I'm just a slow, no-trick pony
with flabby butt cheeks.
So, some guy
is faster than you,
you're better than him
at so many other things.
And it wasn't because
you believed in yourself,
it was because
you worked hard.
So... my ninja moves
are still sweet?
Super sweet.
And I'm a master beatboxer?
Yeah, you're not bad.
And my butt cheeks?
The tightest. Mmm-hmm.
It would take years
for Kid Flash to master
all your tricks.
I reckon you got
the juice, kid.
You're right!
I may have lost,
but I am still a
multiple-trick pony!
(PONY NEIGHING)
(ALL CHATTERING)
Hey, Robin.
What are you doing here?
I've come to take back
the Titans.
Actually, we kinda like
Kid Flash as our leader.
But he's a one-trick pony!
-He can't do half the
stuff I can do.
-(BEEPING)
Oh, excuse me.
Had to save a Norwegian family
from drowning.
-(BEEPING)
-Whoops! Sorry, one sec.
Disarmed a doomsday device.
CYBORG:
You are so cool!
BEAST BOY: Awesome as usual!
STARFIRE: Marry me!
(YELLING)
All right, One-Trick,
you may be fast, and cool,
and all-around amazing,
but can you...
beatbox like this?
(BEATBOXING)
Back to you.
(BEATBOXING)
Starting again.
Both fingers your way.
But...
that's impossible!
What you're doing
takes years of training!
Usually, usually.
But thanks to
believing in myself,
and super speed,
it only took three minutes.
Now, not only can I beatbox,
but check out my
sweet ninja moves.
(EXCLAIMS)
And these butt cheeks.
'Cause they're tight!
(GIGGLING)
All right.
You win.
The Titans are yours.
On one condition.
A condition?
I'm better than you at
everything now.
Not everything!
You can lead the Titans
if you beat me in a...
Foot race!
What?
Isn't you losing a race to
this guy how this all started?
This time is going
to be different!
This time I'm believing
in myself more than I ever
have before!
Okay. I thought we established
that didn't work.
CYBORG: On your mark.
Get set!
Yeah, Kid Flash!
He is so dreamy!
(WHISPERING)
Believe!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Oh, did I hear something rip?
Look at him go!
(SOBBING)
He's doing it!
He's...
He's really doing it!
(ALL CHEERING)
Believe!
(SOBBING)
I believe!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
I need ice! It's swelling!